Everybody loves a little peace.  And a little trout.  And a little rhyme.  Available in men's, women's, and kids'. 

All the sass of our Peace Out, Rainbow Trout Tee, but warmer and fuzzier.  Available in unisex.

Let everyone know where you stand on matters of (culinary) style.  Available in kids', men's, and women's.

Don't mess with somebody in this hoodie -- they will roll you out like pizza dough.  Or pie crust.  Mmm, pie.  Available in adult unisex, kids', and even an apron for the extra-sassy.

Show the world that you're cool enough to know about the best underground humor 'zine on the whole wide Interwebs with some Hobo Pancakes logo gear: tees for men and women, water bottles, and stickers conveniently sized to fit just about anywhere.

Don't mess with my syntax and style, y'all.  Available in unisex, and on an equally unisex mousepad.

A less green, but equally intimidating, message to your linguistic foes.  Available in women's and men's.

There's nothing like a sleeveless tee to let the world know that you probably have a nasty STD -- but in case the world doesn't get it, this will make it clear.  Available in unisex, or in an equally douchey trucker hat.

There's nothing sexier than the implication -- nay, direct statement -- that you're dealing with an STD.  Hey, at least you're optimistic about it!  Available in men's boxers or a ladies' thong, although you're welcome to mix that up if that's your thing.

High Five is the parent company of Hobo Pancakes, and we gotta be honest, it's a pretty sweet gig.  Feel like one of the gang with a sassy unisex ringer tee, a travel mug, or a sticker.